I'm Sorry (You're Welcome) (LP7)

LPA

1. Itroductio, A Gift From Derrick
2. Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfried, A Hotel I Bosto, A Ma I Provicetow, Twitter, Time Vs. Timig, A eck Pillow
3. Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW
4. Ask A Pastor
5. Some Jokes That Touch Upo Religio, Guitar Ceter
6. A Likedi Profile
7. The Time I Was Mugged I Mexico With Michael Stipe

LPB

1. Girlfried, Khaleesi, Ay Questios, Makig A ‘Zie
2. Cotactig Celebrities O Facebook
3. ot Happy With A Parkig Ticket I Got I Portsmouth, H
4. Paitigs I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods
5. I Marry A Couple From The Audiece O Stage

LPC

1. Welcome To The Meditatio, Please Get Comfortable
2. The Body
3. Feet & Legs
4. Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo
5. Heart
6. Throat, Arms & Hads
7. Head
8. Thak You Body, Simple Ways To Relax

LPD

1. Eter The Fuckscape
2. Take A Ride O The Poo Schooer
3. I’m A Dirty Little Foreig Advisor
4. I Thought I Was The Pacake Ma
5. You’re A World-Class Pussy-Grifter

LPE

1. Itroductio
2. Horse
3. Horse Gallopig
4. Horse III
5. Duck
6. Duck II
7. Dog
8. Cat
9. Cat Purrig
10. Cat Askig For Directios
11. Two Sheep Arguig
12. Mice Makig Fried Rice
13. Bear
14. Wolf
15. Fox Embarrassed About His Boer
16. Giraffe Sleepig
17. Turtle
18. Turtle II
19. Chicke Prostitute Hagglig
20. Shark
21. Toilet Flushig
22. Bleder
23. Automatic Door Opeig
24. Doorbell
25. Alarm Clock
26. Fryig Pa Sizzle
27. Teapot Whistle
28. Dishwasher Ruig
29. Telephoe Rigig
30. Telephoe Fallig O The Groud
31. Shower Ruig
32. Cracklig Fire
33. VCR Ejectig A Tape
34. Group Of Busiessme Agreeig
35. Baby Locked I A Dresser
36. Fart
37. Log Fart
38. Fart III
39. Little Girl Cryig
40. Ma Walkig I Boots
41. Screamig Ma
42. Screamig Woma Who Souds Like A Ma
43. TV Audiece Clappig At Food
44. Drum Circle
45. Rave
46. Last Guy At A Rave
47. Trai
48. Steam Egie
49. eo Sig
50. Motorcycle
51. Scaig A Item
52. Feelig For A Ripe Avocado
53. Jihadist After Seeig About A Boy
54. Jack-I-The-Box
55. Jigsaw Puzzle
56. Fire Truck
57. Video Game
58. Italia Perso Eatig A Pizza Pie
59. aturalized Immigrat Doig A Job You Are Uqualified For
60. Abortio Doctor Ejoyig A Cady Bar
61. Grad Wizard Ca’t Fid A Sock
62. Powerful Seator
63. Powerful Seator II
64. Fighter Plae
65. Ambiet oise I A Airplae
66. Airplae Flyig
67. Police Sire
68. Police Sire I Europe
69. Police Sire I Belgium
70. Gu Shot
71. Machie Gu
72. .357 Magum Iside A Watermelo
73. Gays I The Military
74. Thuder
75. Rai
76. Hurricae
77. Blizzard
78. Sowig
79. Setiet Robot Goig About His Daily Busiess
80. Computer Dowloadig A File
81. ew Email
82. Traffic
83. Kids Playig I The Park
84. Kids Playig I The Park II
85. Spaceship Flyig
86. Spaceship Crashig
87. Goig To Warp Speed
88. Alie Supermarket
89. Laser Gufire
90. Someoe Cotrollig Techology By Wavig Their Hads
91. Roald Reaga Takig A Shower
92. Tacos
93. Fur Coat Gettig Fucked By A Buch Of Cats
94. Tree Fallig I A Forest
95. Jewish Perso Sayig “Oy Vey” Wrog
96. Summertime
97. People Beig Diliget At A Ad Agecy
98.  Helicopters
99. Livig Helicopter Complaiig

LPF

1. Chiese Woma Eatig Lasaga
2. Hero Returig From A Budweiser Commercial
3. Elephat Havig Trouble
4. Oe Of Those People O The Street Who Tries To Get Moey
5. Telephoe Callig A Toaster
6. Grasshopper Askig A Dog A Questio
7. Shortwave Radio
8. Two Apples O A Raiy Suday I The Fall
9. Detist Havig Sex
10. Pada At A Hotel
11. Birth Cotrol Pills Tellig A Little Boy ot To Eat Them
12. Cat That Does't Mid
13. Male Toothpaste Beig Seaky
14. Creamy Poleta Vs. Couscous
15. Old Ma’s Peis
16. Dial Toe
17. Museum That eeds To Use The Bathroom
18. Celebrity Agreeig To Take A Selfie
19. Guy Gettig A Sweet Beej
20. Fire Hydrat That Does’t Wat Ayoe To Kow It’s Ati-Semitic
21. Bellhop Who Got Stug
22. LGBT Party Where People Are Eatig Sushi
23. LGBT ewsletter That Loves The Expedables Frachise
24. Sweaty Kid Cryig About A Sadwich
25. Too May Pieces Of Paper
26. Puddle
27. Magic Clow Usig His Powers
28. Wild Turkey Braggig About His Masio
29. The umber 84 Explaiig To The umber 52 That It Is Bigger But ot Better
30. Tape Recorder Beig Used Wrog
31. Misogyistic Maple Trees
32. Apple Sauce Beig aughty
33. Safe Word
34. Two Pistols Sittig O A Shelf
35. Cookies Beig Arrested
36. Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat
37. Daughter Reactig To Her Mother Tellig Her There Are Two Kids Of People I This World
38. Desk Covered I Hair
39. Perso From 1870 Who Was Froze I Time
40. Boy Who Loves Hammocks
41. Dustpa
42. A Billio Ats Writig A Complait Letter
43. Two 20-Year-Olds Touchig Their Wikies
44. Yellow Lie That Divides Roads
45. Smell Of A Pear
46. Group Of Wealthy Me
47. Cofused Child
48. Rats Sleepig
49. Flowers
50. Fishig
51. Boat
52. Mizzemast
53. Bow
54. Ster
55. Basemet
56. Raibow
57. Telescope Beig Defesive
58. Larry Kig Beig Told Importat Iformatio
59. Well
60. The Momet A Well-Respected Author Wis The Guiess World Record
61. Salad
62. Little Girl Teasig A Lamp
63. Zoo With othig To Lose
64. Racist Stapler
65. Friedship Bracelet
66. Thor’s Hammer, Mjölir
67. Two Lost Fireflies
68. Humpback Whale
69. Elevator At The Empire State Buildig
70. Tip Of A Billioaire’s Peis
71. Brad ew Pillows Covered I Blood
72. Frech Kids Pickig Apples
73. Huge Pile Of Dirty Shirts
74. Hotel Guest Fallig Asleep Frustrated
75. RomeyCare & ObamaCare
76. The erve Of Some People
77. Boer School
78. Spilled Milk That Foud Out Its So Died I A Car Accidet
79. A BuzzFeed List
80. Two College Kids Subtly Tryig To Figure Out Which Oe Is More Disadvataged
81. Fox ews & MSBC
82. Amicable Divorce
83. Big-Bog Dig-Dog Playig With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom
84. Sacks I Iraq
85. Telecommutig Cat
86. ao-Horse
87. Hebrew Ray
88. Caldor Bige Drikig
89. Geder Roles O Their Way To A Football Game
90. Details
91. School Teacher Give Permissio
92. High School Hockey Team Seeig 20 Years Ito The Future
93. Cheese
94. Aa Kedrick Discoverig A Uderwater City
95. The Czech Republic
96. Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad
97. Hotel Bed That Is Tired
98. Warm Hadmade Boiled Bagels
99. Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroi Addictio
100. Digital Drugs
101. A Medically Reliable Itroductio To Digital Drugs
102. Marijuaa
103. PCP
104. Heroi
105. Apple Cider Viegar
106. MDMA
107. LSD
108. Amoxicilli
109. Peyote
110. Amaretto Sour
111. Oxycodoe

LPI

1. Cryig
2. More Cryig
3. Still Cryig

LPJ

1. I Simply Keep Cryig

LPK

1. Welcome To My Russia Audio Phrasebook
2. Commo Statemets & Questios For Everyday Situatios
3. Coversatioal Russia I The Workplace
4. Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outigs
5. Proper Dier Coversatio For The Educated Guest
6. Small Talk With Stragers & Acquaitaces I Public Spaces
7. Useful Phrases While O Vacatio I Russia
8. Commoplace Subjects Withi The Rich World Of Academia
9. Polite Ways To Egage People Of High Status

LPL

1. Itro To Rigtoes
2. Phoe Call
3. Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate
4. Dig-Dog Doodly-Doo
5. Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp
6. Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle
7. Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada
8. Phoe Is Rigig
9. Fried
10. Love
11. Spicy Fish
12. Mother Callig
13. Father Callig
14. Mother 2
15. Father 2
16. Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da
17. Aaaaaaaa
18. Wife Callig
19. Husbad Callig
20. Someoe Is Callig
21. Fuckface Callig
22. Acquaitace
23. U
24. Auauauauauauau
25. Wouowowoooouuuooo
26. Whistle Rig
27. Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr
28. Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr
29. Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu
30. Gwreeegwkqreu
31. Hrrruuhrrrughruu
32. Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!
33. Luuuuleelaaalalou!!
34. Ughhhhhuua
35. Aswer The Phoe
36. Pffrrrtttt
37. Susa Sarado Is Callig
38. Colleague
39. Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo
40. Hey!
41. Waffles
42. Fuckbuddy
43. Piao Cleaer
44. Brya
45. Cream Cheese
46. Rabbi
47. Priest
48. I Ca't Aswer The Phoe
49. Itro To Outgoig Voicemail Messages
50. Dr. Fart
51. Sarah
52. Social Axiety
53. The Sizzle-Maker
54. Mittes
55. Kate
56. o Aswer
57. Debbie
58. Adrew
59. Phil Doahue
60. Kaitli
61. Old Ma
62. Steve
63. Lucy
64. Judy
65. Mega
66. Leave Your ame
67. Kim
68. Tim
69. Miguel
70. Sebastia
71. Peicilli Dog
72. Thog McHacky-Sack
73. Matt
74. Katie
75. Cofidet Balls
76. Robert
77. Mr. Shitface
78. Pile Of Seakers
79. Pasta asty
80. Crème Fresh Jackso
81. I Ca’t Aswer The Phoe
82. Flitchy Woo-Woo
83. Slick Motherfucker
84. Sleepy Horse
85. Ca’t Come To Phoe
86. Daw
87. I Am A Doctor
88. ick
89. Poodle
90. Hello, Mr. Cut
91. Stadard Greetig 1
92. Stadard Greetig 2
93. Stadard Greetig 3
94. Stadard Greetig 4
95. Stadard Greetig 5
96. Stadard Greetig 6
97. Stadard Greetig 7
98. I Ca’t Aswer The Phoe (But I Wat To)

LPM

1. Please Take Off Your Shoes
2. Do Draper Has The Flu
3. Moos Over Your Hammy
4. It’s ot A Slumber Party Without Thor
5. ow My Back Hurts
6. Waffle House Parkig Lot Mix-Up
7. Thak You So, So Much Mady Patiki
8. Oops
9. Seakig Aroud The Zoo
10. Goodight, Buddy
11. Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry
12. Faxed To The Wrog umber
13. Lida Rostadt Chillaxig
14. 1960’s Street Fight
15. Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh… Thaks
16. You Ca Call Me Al (ot Sog)
17. Do’t Worry, This Ma-ay Ca Keep A Secret
18. The Best Misuderstadig
19. Whoa… Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel
20. Kidhearted Firema
21. Let’s Put Our Itellectual Property Debate O Hold
22. Happy Valetie’s Day, Mr. Ad Mrs. Presidet
23. Ice Cream Hearts Meltig I The Love-Su
24. Offal For Luch, Woo-Hoo For Dier
25. Goofballs Havig Silly Fu
26. The Jackal ever Misses!
27. Lad-Grabber’s Cousi Has ice Upstairs
28. Mrs. Thuder / Mr. 80% Chace Of Rai
29. Do’t Mid If I Do…
30. Roud Oe Goes To Pricess-Rump
31. Happy Ad Stuffed
32. Just Aother Gus ’ Roses Bruch
33. Pleasat Surprise At Sleepaway Camp
34. Hadsome Old Ma Has A Tummy Ache
35. Have We Met?
36. o, Please… After You
37. Gimme Back My Boie Raitt CD… Actually, Keep It
38. Tollbooth Attedat Is Ope-Mided
39. 88% O Rotte Tomatoes
40. Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy
41. Two Rascals Showig Off
42. 48 Ad Flexible
43. That Was Worth It
44. Badits Helpig Aroud The House
45. Army Buddies Goig Big-Ball Bowlig
46. I’m The Autodidact Of Amour
47. Oh, My Wife Kows
48. That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded
49. The Healig Heart / Mother-I-Law
50. Just Two Doves At A Sweat Party
51. We Get Five Weeks’ Vacatio I Hollad
52. Youg Ma Is A Excellet Executive Admiistrative Assistat
53. Two Adults I A Small Space
54. Dude, We’re O The 5 O’Clock ews
55. www.thepleasuresallmie.gov
56. I Do’t Have The Hiccups Aymore
57. Thak You For Allowig Me Access To Your Ove
58. These Goat-Like People Kow Their Bodies!
59. Bill Clito Is Still Quite Playful
60. I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water ow
61. The Kidess Of Stragers
62. We’re Registered At Bed, Bath & Behid
63. IT Departmet Does’t Have A Care I The World
64. Brassy, Bald Ad Ejaculatig
65. I Voted For McCai I 2000
66. ew Car Smell, Old Car Feel
67. Paul Ca Really Push Good
68. Stay I My Guest Room As Log As You Wat
69. David Ad Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchage
70. Doi’ The Flip-A-Doo
71. Ati-Vaxxer “Saxophoe” Relaxer
72. Germaphobe Does ot Mid
73. Very Sleepy Ma Delivers O Promise
74. Fourscore Ad Seve Years Of Happy-Happy
75. Fart Walrus
76. Frech Woma Ejoyig A Daish
77. o Shirt, o Shoes - Service
78. With Or Without You (Preferably With)
79. Shouts Ad Murmurs
80. Pilates Are Ivigoratig
81. I'll Take A Look At The Dessert Meu
82. The Last Rock Star
83. It's oo Somewhere
84. My Bar Mitzvah Was Te Years Ago
85. Commuity Bookstore Meet-Up Goe Good
86. Love Clea Up, Aisle Oe
87. Foud Your Thig Usig MapQuest
88. Divorced MILF At A Used Record Store
89. This Cheesecake Is Divie
90. Jam Sessio
91. Ca't Fid My Socks (Do't Wat To)
92. Eve Better Tha A Associate Degree
93. I Wet To School I The Bosto Area
94. Happiess Is A Warm Dog
95. Square Hole, Triagle Peg, Plus Aother Square Hole
96. Call Me Dr. Stardust
97. ow That's How A Puppy Should Seeze
98. Fu Times Iside A Grai Elevator
99. Operatio Cooch-Toot
100. Preggo!
101. My Parets Wo't Be Home For A Year Ad Five Days
102. Sure, I There Is Fie
103. The Official Webcam Of Yugoslavia
104. Last Etry Is At Three, But You Ca Stay Til Six(!)
105. We Were Just Talkig About You
106. Bridesmaid Cuttig Loose At The Goveror Bradford
107. Sophisticated?
108. We Deserve A Micheli Star
109. Mr. Mamet Showig Off His Special Forces
110. Soup Dumpligs, Squish-Squish
111. How Very Hemmigway Of You
112. Drikig Straight Out Of Lust’s Milk Carto
113. Amateur Athropologist Makes Importat Observatio
114. Seior Year Hebrew School Mischief
115. I Woder If This Was Allowed I Prussia?
116. Pretty Fu ight I Merrill C3 Short
117. Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tuel?
118. Dirty Boulevard
119. Is The Love-Falco Available For Birthdays?
120. Portlad, ME Is Cool… But Really Weird
121. The Wish-Maker Will See You ow
122. Head Of Developmet Istructig Rugged Hiker
123. The Sheaigas You Requested
124. What Gusto!
125. Please Do’t Make This About Harold Piter (Agai)
126. Wet Hot Americao
127. A Getlema ever Reveals His Source
128. Glad The Tow Approved Your Slurpig Permit
129. A Mime Betrayed, A Mime Forgive
130. Too Soo?
131. Please Be Quiet Or You’ll Wake Up My Titties
132. ever You Mid That
133. She Got A Real Cady Apple Poot-Hooter
134. Dolph Ludgre At That Top Of His Game
135. Mustachioed Ma Has Patiece, Diligece
136. Two Gigolos, Oe Office Maager
137. Secretary Of State Is ot Off-Puttig
138. It Took Aother Ma’s Wife To Make This Boy A Ma
139. othig Goes To Waste
140. My Mouse Is Thakful For Your Mouse
141. Make Yourself At Home
142. Meet Me By The Codom Machie
143. I Feel Like I’ve Kow You For Hours
144. Oh, I Thought You Wated Somethig Else, Glad It Worked Out
145. Fire Your Detist!
146. Postwar Japa Is Well-Uderstood By These Two
147. Gee Simmos Cryig I A Pile Of Shit
148. I’m The Oly Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There
149. Rootig For Truffles, Miami Style
150. Busiessma Has Dig-Dog Like Rocket Ship
151. Sally’s I Charge
152. Too Much Puddig, ot Eough Spoos
153. The Turkish Parliamet Has Approved This “Carrot-Ma”
154. It’s Raiig Da
155. It’s Like Apples Ad Orages (Fuckig)
156. College Is Exactly What I Was Hopig It’d Be
157. Metally Ill Farmer Is Fially Gettig Help
158. A Swedish Couple Ejoyig Hearty Vegetables
159. Vulerable Oligarch Vulerably Sextig
160. Best Frieds / ext Level
161. Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real
162. Civil Disobediece Met With Heartfelt Uderstadig
163. A Textbook Case Of Level-12 Pleasure
164. So Glad That Was You Behid Me
165. A Astoudigly Hoest Ad Fu Salesma
166. Celebratig My Promotio With My Wife Ad Some Dude
167. Martha Washigto? Mmmm Hmmmm
168. Crammi’ For The Jam Exam
169. I’m Glad We Waited Til Dusk
170. You Are As Powerful Ad Detail-Orieted As A River, Sir
171. Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed Teachers
172. You’re Like Joh Adams Times 1.5!
173. Babysitter Surprisigly Ito Divorced Software Egieer
174. I Guess We’ll eed A ew Kitche
175. Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other
176. They Call Me The “You’re Welcome Ma”
177. Let’s Get Your Mid Off Of The Dust Bowl
178. o Relieved We Foud This Abadoed Schoolhouse
179. File Uder “The Rollig Stoes”
180. o eed To Explai Your Clea Aqueduct
181. My Poo-oodles Are Your Doo-Poodles
182. Two-State Solutio With Beefits
183. My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This Positio
184. Ca’t Tell If This Is Sex Or Hockey
185. Have The Report O My Dick I The Morig
186. So This Is Medicaid?
187. Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie
188. Abe Licol (ot That Oe) Is Ready For Fatherhood
189. Sure, You Ca Use The Cat Door
190. o Seator, I Already Have Two
191. PTA Meetig Is Full Of Joy Ad Woder
192. Oh Peter, Thak You For The Yard Work
193. A Real Whoduit!
194. Horace’s Compromise
195. Plutocrats Got Feeligs Too